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Cool Jerks (gotta love that name) are three cool cats from Bremen Germany, and should not be confused in any way, shape, or form with these dorky Cool Jerks from Silicon Valley or these Garage Rockin' Cool Jerks from Memphis. The Bremen Cool Jerks are immersed in the whole retro '60s Beat-Rock / Garage Rock / Mod scene. It defines their sound, as well as their image. These guys play "totally insane German Beatpunk", or for those unfamiliar with that sound, try to imagine a mix of early '60s Rock, Beatleesque harmonies, some Ramones-isms, and dashes of Garage Rock in the vein of modern bands such as The Stokes, The Vines, and The Hives. Oh, and they also through in moments of Surf guitar for good measure. Read more on . User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

“ Constantine Maroulis from “American Idol” and now “Rock of Ages” on Broadway was such a dick when I met him in person. I was working on the production team for his Broadway show and I asked him for a picture because my mom thinks he’s hot. When I told him I was not some weirdo fan, but a member of the production staff he said, ‘I bet you are.’ And started laughing with his friends.”

Let me be clear: I have no beef with firecrackers or bottle rockets or Roman candles or anything else that one might set off in one's cousin's backyard. Those are pretty fun, especially if you happen to be in any of the magnificent states where that particular type is banned by law at that particular moment. Doing dangerous stuff in your cousin's backyard is an important element of American folk culture. Those firecrackers are handsomely humble.

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